Certainty level: 60%
On 3 November 2000, I had just got off the bus in Balham High Road, when I heard a group of schoolgirls shouting and laughing. One of them yelled;
"He's an idiot you know."
You can hear this on the above clip; it is followed by laughter. I am not quite sure this is about me, which is why I have only given it a two in three probability. I have been attacked many times with the word "idiot", which seems to be a favourite with intellectual lightweights who want to bring down bigger game. (Back in 1992 I was so worried by the attacks on my intelligence that I took the test and joined Mensa...... does that make me a *clever* idiot? Never mind.)